GREG GUTFELD: Biden made a wartime speech for Americans against Americans

Gutfeld asks Biden to make up his mind

'Gutfeld!' panelists react to President Biden's Thursday night anti-MAGA speech, where the president hammered 'MAGA Republicans' as 'a threat to democracy.'

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So that was some speech last night, am I right? I think we have a clip. 

VIDEO Amazing. It was so upbeat. At least he didn't say MAGA, whew. PRESIDENT BIDEN: MAGA Republicans... MAGA Republicans do not respect the Constitution... MAGA forces... Extreme MAGA Republicans... The xtreme MAGA ideology... MAGA Republicans are... MAGA Republicans look at America and see carnage and darkness and despair. Carnage, darkness and despair. But enough about liberal-run cities. That was easy. But imagine if you replaced MAGA Republicans with China or Russia.  Then what a landmark speech in foreign policy this would be. It would be a call to arms against an evil empire. Except here, who's the evil empire? It's us. I wonder, as he stands here tonight, are equality and democracy under assault? REPUBLICANS MOCK ‘DEMAGOGIC’ BIDEN SPEECH ON THREATS TO DEMOCRACY WITH ‘BLOOD RED LIGHTING BACKDROP’ PRESIDENT BIDEN: As I stand here tonight, equality and democracy are under assault. And by what? A chuckle bucket president who shakes hands with his imaginary friends and believes every child's head is sacred and a playground for his nose. I wonder if too much of what's happening in our country today is not normal.  PRESIDENT BIDEN: Too much of what's happening in our country today is not normal. Donald Trump and the MAGA Republicans represent an extremism that threatens the very foundations of our republic. Yeah, things aren't normal. Soccer is still popular, and we have a deranged president channeling an exorcism. If his head spins, call Dr. Jill, she's a chiropractor. Yeah, I went to med school… OK, so the biggest threat to our democracy are Trump supporters.  But like when Larry Kudlow showed me his pole dancing videos, this is where it gets weird, because I wonder if not every Republican, not even a majority of Republicans, are MAGA Republicans.

President Joe Biden gives a speech on protecting American democracy. (Photo by Nathan Posner/Anadolu Agency via Getty Images)

PRESIDENT BIDEN: Not every Republican, not even a majority of Republicans, are MAGA Republicans... Not every Republican embraces their extreme ideology… I know because I've been able to work with these mainstream Republicans. Dude, make up what's left of your mind. First you say MAGA is the biggest threat ever. But then, you know, it's really not even a majority when you think about it. Then, you dumb***, why did you decide to come into millions of our living rooms last night and give a speech in front of a backdrop built by Lucifer and his union buddies?  It makes no sense. It reminds me of when his idiot press secretary said this earlier. BIDEN SAYS 'MAGA REPUBLICANS' THREATEN DEMOCRACY AS HE AND DEMS CRANK UP ANTI-TRUMP RHETORIC AHEAD OF MIDTERMS KARINE JEAN-PIERRE: When you ask me about the MAGA agenda... It is one of the most extreme agendas that we have seen... They are threatening political violence and they are attacking our democracy. But then she says this. KARINE JEAN-PIERRE: When we talk about the extremism, we're talking about a very small piece, a component of the American public. So, wow. It's good to know she was hired purely for her competence. Didn't tick any boxes there. So they want you to be a threat, but they have no evidence of it. Perhaps this is why the FBI admitted to padding the domestic violence extremist numbers.  They couldn't find the hate crimes, so they've got to make them up. But hey, I bet he believes America's at an inflection point. PRESIDENT BIDEN: I believe America is at an inflection point. One of those moments that determine the shape of everything that's to come after. And now America must choose to move forward or to move backwards... For a long time, we've told ourselves that American democracy is guaranteed, but it's not. We have to defend it.

U.S. President Joe Biden delivers remarks on what he calls the "continued battle for the Soul of the Nation" in front of Independence Hall. (REUTERS/Jonathan Ernst TPX IMAGES OF THE DAY/File Photo)

Mmmm. Did he just draw a line? Be careful, Hunter might snort it. But again, he's drawing a line within America. He talks about rejecting violence and inflammatory language, but then cleaves the country in two with rhetoric.  He lectures Americans on violence after hiding in his basement like Chris Cuomo with COVID during months of rioting. He's such a lame duck, he should avoid Dick Cheney.  BIDEN SAYS 'MAGA REPUBLICANS' THREATEN DEMOCRACY AS HE AND DEMS CRANK UP ANTI-TRUMP RHETORIC AHEAD OF MIDTERMS So what's the point here? Well, this speech was a political call to arms, a feeble distraction that's trying to pit two groups against each other. He's basically Michael Vick and we're the pitbulls… And at the same time, he's claiming he's unifying. But I've seen more people brought together by leprosy. And that fact is, he doesn't just want to be a wartime president, he wants to be a civil wartime president... But the only thing he has in common with Lincoln is they're both brain-dead.  But Joe has a point. Maybe there is a side in this country that's a threat to democracy, and they use anger and violence when they don't get what they want.  They shut down free speech and debate every chance they get. They eliminate laws that are supposed to protect citizens.  They justify theft and vandalism and choose criminals' rights over victims' rights. They take the very agencies meant to protect us and use them against us. Those are all legit threats to democracy and it's not MAGA, ultra-MAGA or MAGA-lite with only 65 calories. 

President Joe Biden delivers a primetime speech at Independence National Historical Park on "the continued battle for the Soul of the Nation." ((Photo by Alex Wong/Getty Images))

I remember reading about how presidents in trouble might start wars, but no one ever explained to below average Joe that he's not supposed to do it within our country. But then again, after seeing how he did in Kabul you'd understand why he might want to have a home game instead of going on the road. What say you, Joe? JOE BIDEN SKIT And so Antifa went from being an idea to being his idea. He made a wartime speech for Americans against Americans. I mean, this idiot had the White House, Senate, Congress, and yet his strategy is debate red-on-blue violence for political benefit. But you can't fall for this. They want you to take the bait, and you can't be like them.  CLICK HERE TO GET THE FOX NEWS APP  That speech was supposed to be scary. Like how my mom said if I kept making faces, they would freeze like that. No. That's Botox. But the speech is more funny than scary, and you can't forget that. Remember, after every Trump speech or rally, the media's hair was always on fire.  You could see their flaming scalps from space. Meanwhile, people rioted and attacked Trump supporters. That's what they want you to do here. They want you to set your own hair on fire and you can't because your hair is too beautiful and your life is too much fun. 

So sit back and giggle at their desperate distractions. Come November, you may be the last one laughing. 

Greg Gutfeld currently serves as host of FOX News Channel's (FNC) "Gutfeld!" (weekdays 11PM/ET) and co-host of "The Five" (weekdays 5PM/ET). He joined the network in 2007 as a contributor. He is the author of several books. His latest is "The Plus: Self-Help for People Who Hate Self-Help." Click here for more information on Greg Gutfeld. 

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Greg Gutfeld: President Biden leaves for vacation amid the 'historic raid' of former President Trump's home

Gutfeld: What's next after Mar-a-Lago raid?

'Gutfeld!' panelists react to U.S. Attorney General Merrick Garland's press conference addressing the FBI's raid on former President Donald Trump's Mar-a-Lago home and the media falling in line against calling it a 'raid.'

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Happy Thursday, everyone. What a, what a great show we have. Brett Baier is here. Yes, I think it's Brett Baier either that or it's Teddy Ruxpin, just in case I put in new batteries. Dagen McDowell is here. I know, because I could smell the crawfish in her purse. 

So as the country reels from a bizarre, historic raid of a former President's House, our current president leaves for vacation. Let's hope he tries parasailing, or base jumping, or even more dangerous, takes the stairs at the hotel. But he deserves a break. For, as you know, he's done so much. First he put on his jacket. This after he slow danced with it for 15-minutes first. But that was a crowning achievement of his presidency so far, just eclipsing that time he made a solid boom boom in the press office bathroom. Well, near the press office bathroom. Sorry, Brett. 

So after approximately four minutes of actual work where his hands were busier than a CNN producer on Bring Your Daughter to Work Day, Biden hopped on a plane. He hops on a plane and not just with Dr. Jill, you know, the noted pediatric neurosurgeon who discovered a cure for hemorrhoids when Joe accidentally sat on a stack of bingo chips. He invited his son Hunter, to fly along. Not sure Hunter really needs a plane to do that, but there he is with Joe getting ready to leave. I think we have tape of the actual flight with Hunter.

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Frankly, we've seen better behavior on the Lolita Express. By the way, he's not the only freeloading family member who enjoys free trips on your dime. Pelosi's son also accompanied her on the recent trip to Taiwan. You know, the trip that almost caused a war. She wants us all to believe that even though he and her husband have got business dealings there, that's just a coincidence. 

That's like Hunter and Joe saying, they just go to China for authentic Kung Pao Chicken. Nancy said her son was there as her escort, to which Hunter said, damn that's even too kinky for me. But I guess she's trying to save face. What's the point? No surprise though. She's down to the last three that she keeps in the fridge. Every time she reaches for a pint of chocolate Haagen-Dazs, she's looking back at herself. 

President Joe Biden, center, returns a salute as he is joined by, from left, son Hunter Biden, grandson Beau Biden, first lady Jill Biden, obscured, and daughter-in-law Melissa Cohen, as they stand at the top of the steps of Air Force One. (AP Photo/Susan Walsh)

But what a stark contrast to how Trump's family got treated this week. Biden and Pelosi flying around, Trump's house gets raided. Oh, sorry did I say raided? How dare you say the lockstep lemmings working from the same script.

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MSNBC: And I know Donald Trump is saying that this is a raid, but that's a gross exaggeration.

CNN: We have to be careful not to adopt the term raid.

MSNBC: This was not a raid.

CNN: It is not a raid.

MSNBC: It's not a raid.

MSNBC: Trump talks about a raid on his home. No, man, there was no raid on your home.

MSNBC: Let's be polite and call it a search and not a raid.

MSNBC: It wasn't a raid on his house. No doors were kicked down.

That's amazing how they sound all alike. So it's not a raid because no doors were kicked down. See, you know, I don't think you need to kick a door down when you're armed and the doors already open for you, you butthead. I'm sorry. Is he Butt-Head or Beavis? I keep forgetting. Too mean. And yeah, it was just a search, not a raid. 

Former President Donald Trump in New York City following the FBI raid at his Mar-a-Lago home.  (Felipe Ramales / Fox News Digital)

More like an Easter Egg hunt. A bachelorette scavenger hunt. It was early trick or treating, and they were just dressed up as cops. So now the media cares about words after completely mistreating the English language. Like they were Kevin Spacey at the Little League World Series. What are you moaning about? A woman's no longer a woman, a recession is no longer a recession, now raid is a search. 

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So funny watching the media try to play this off as a trifle, when you know if it happened to one of their own, they'd blow up like Paul Pelosi's air bag. I wonder what he's up to.

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He'll be out in no time. But maybe we'll see how they react when inevitably it happens to Hunter and Joe. They assume they're above the law, much like most Democrats, when Democrats are in power. But do they ever think ahead? They won't always be in power. Of course the White House claims Joe had no idea of the raid on a living president. How amazing is that? I mean, I get hiding things from Joe, you know, like his car keys and ponytails. But this is kind of a big deal. I wonder, you know, what's going on in Mr. Biden's neighborhood.

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Meanwhile, during all this, Hillary is fundraising off her own crimes. She's selling merch off the back of the Mar-a-Lago raid, posting an image of a new piece of clothing on her Twitter account which bore this slogan "But Her Emails." A reference to the scandal about her use of a private email server for official communications, which she's mocking. She promoted the $30 hat on Monday, saying every hat sold would help defend democracy, fight for our values, and also hide the male pattern baldness of every feminist. "But Her Emails" are so cute, why should she stop there? I can see a few more Clinton related swag along the same lines as "But Her Emails." How about "But Her Blue Dress," "But His Missing Cigar," "But Her Getting Shellacked In 2016." Finally, I know this one will take up a lot of room in the hat, but got to do it, "But Bill Goes To Pedophile Island And Epstein Gets Murdered." I'm kidding. I kid you old bad bag. 

Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton's presidential campaign and the Democratic National Committee funded the anti-Trump dossier through law firm Perkins Coie. (Photo by Cindy Ord/Getty Images)  ((Photo by Cindy Ord/Getty Images))

Fact is, there are different rules for these athletes than there are for others. Say what you will about Trump. He was the opposite of elite, next to Jay-Z or Dr. Dre he's the most streetwise billionaire ever. And that's why they hated him. Like Kilmeade's tapeworm, they couldn't control him. Hence, we now hear about there being an FBI informant in his own house. It's pretty gross, right? 

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But what do you expect from a government that helped organize the kidnapping of Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer? Gavin Newsom would have been so much easier. You just approach him with a van full of hair gel. But it's crazy you can now spy on an ex-pres, provided he's not a Dem. But if you can't find a crime, then you can create it. The only problem is it's going to come back to haunt you, right? If the Republicans take back the House, then they should raid Biden's. I can just picture it. FBI guys leaving with 15 boxes of oatmeal, denture cream and coloring books. But as Hunter Biden once said as he entered the Bunny Ranch, game on, bitches.

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Greg Gutfeld: Who will the FBI come for next?

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Well, it's official. So with the help of the FBI, the Democratic Party just endorsed Donald Trump for president of the United States. Well done. But I wonder if the president will profoundly accept the nomination for president of the United States. 

DONALD TRUMP: I profoundly accept this nomination for president of the United States. 

It's happening. Yeah. That raid was a real smart move. You want to take a larger-than-life character and make him even larger? You raid his frickin’ house. Basically, they just gave Popeye a 55 ounce can of spinach. They just gave Hunter Biden a brand-new crack pipe and a high speed Internet access. They just gave me a book of 1001 poop jokes

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Because the raid not only angers Republicans, it energizes them and it energizes Trump. And unlike all the other shows, we actually have tape of the raid [Movie clip insert]. 

Now the raid is **** wrong, but you got to keep your sense of humor on this for a reason. Part of the strategy of the raid is to get you to react so that they can then cover your anger as danger. 

The press is already sounding the alarm over the rage on pro-Trump message boards. They're ready to go, they say, as if you're going to do commit acts of violence. So don't get mad. Instead, sympathize. 

The Dems want Trump back and for good reason. They can't survive without him. They are drowning and he is their oxygen. You know, they're just too boring and uninspiring. If Trump's filet mignon. Democrats are warm Tapioca. Maybe it's because their current leader’s brains are warm Tapioca. So they'll do anything to keep the spotlight off him. I mean, can you blame them? This guy gets into fights with his own clothes. 

Roll it Pedro: [Video of Biden struggling to put his coat on] 

Give him time. He'll remember where the arms go some day. Thankfully, it was a jacket and not his pants. But it's also kind of scary when it takes mere seconds for Joe to forget that he just shook someone's hand. 

[Video of Joe Biden appearing to forget he shook Chuck Schumer’s hand]

That's the craziest thing I've ever seen. Oh, my God. No wonder they hide him like a cold sore at a kissing booth. Oh, what gives, Joe? 

STAFFER IMITATING JOE BIDEN: Leave me alone. I like ice cream. Come on, man. I got chocolate chip. 

Of course, while much of the country will be pissed off over the raid, the left embraced the news like it was a box of Kleenex at a sperm bank. 

RACHAEL MADDOW: Tomorrow is the day when you're going to want to buy the physical copy of the newspaper. You're going to want to buy it and fold it carefully. 

NANCY PELOSI: No one is above the law, not even a presidential or former president of the United States. 

CNN SPEAKER: This is a night where you are going to remember where you were. 

CNN SPEAKER: He also has the lying advantage. The government's not going to lie, but Donald Trump will lie profusely. 

JOE SCARBOROUGH: And the fact that people, weak people are running around going, oh, what are we going to do? They're saying ugly things on Fox News. What do you expect? Like this guy is going to be brought to justice. He's broken the law. Everybody knows that. 

Well, hip, hip, hooray for tyranny. And this for people who do nothing but whine about how our democracy is under assault. What absolute jerk offs. 

So if the raid is about classified documents, then you didn't need a raid at all. But like Biden's son, they also know what makes for exciting video. And as Andy McCarthy points out in The New York Post, it's likely the White House is pressuring the Justice Department to link Trump criminally to January 6. 

Sadly, the FBI seems like another institution polluted by politics. Except unlike college lefties, they punish you with arrests, not by spelling your name wrong on your latte. 

They investigate some people, but not others. I could go through the list, but you've heard it. At least on this network you have. If they were any deeper in the swamp, they'd have alligators for baby mommas. That's disgusting. 

And especially after pushing the Russian collusion hoax. How can you give them a pass on this now? I mean, they show up at the house, they go through all of his stuff, including his safe, which is why I don't have a safe. Oh, I keep everything in between my mattress and box spring. Thank God that doll is easy to inflate. 

But it seems like all of our institutions are imploding like a Twix bar in Stacey Abrams back pocket. Maybe it's due to Wokeism or anti-Trumpism or plain old elitism. It's a far cry from the good old days when they knew to keep politics at bay. 

And if they don't come out with one major smoking gun from that raid and I mean major like a video Trump French kissing Putin or Don Jr. with Pelosi in a headlock as Eric rifles through her purse, then you're going to have a country that's more pissed off than R. Kelly after two quarts of Snapple. It's disgusting. 

This isn't a policy decision. This is a former president's house being raided. Can you imagine doing this to Obama or Biden in a few years? Or Hillary? Come to think of it, they should raid her place in Chappaqua just to find evidence if Bill's ever been there. We know he likes to leave DNA around. 

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The FBI, it seems, thinks they're the country and they're not, they're not even a third world country despite their banana republic antics. 

America right now is a beautiful car whose steering keeps pulling to the left, and the engine light has come on for the 10th time and they've run out of electrical tape to hide it. We know there's a problem under the hood. It's all of these supposedly neutral institutions having now chosen a team. It would cost us too much to get a whole new car, but we should at least replace the drive train in a couple of months. 

Last night's raid was just another example in a pattern of one way persecution where they pay you a visit and it's up to you to prove your innocence. It's the same mentality with the IRS agents. Hey, if you don’t cheat, you have nothing to nothing to hide.

So who will they go for next? Maybe you. Maybe me. All I know is, in preparation for the raid, I moved my collection of adult oriented Beanie Babies out of the house. Some people wouldn't understand. 

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NYC Mayor Eric Adams blasts Texas Gov. Greg Abbott after second bus of migrants arrives: ‘This is horrific’

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New York City Mayor Eric Adams blasted Texas Gov. Greg Abbott on Sunday after a second bus full of illegal migrants arrived at his doorstep.

Adams gave a news conference Sunday morning at the Port Authority where he greeted an incoming bus of around 40 migrants — only 14 of whom disembarked in the Big Apple.

New York City Mayor Eric Adams, left, and Texas Gov. Greg Abbott (Getty Images)

"This is horrific when you think about what the governor is doing," Adams said, noting that many of the arriving families did not realize they were coming to New York City.

"We're finding that some of the families are on the bus that wanted to go to other locations, and they were not allowed to do so," the mayor said. "They were forced on the bus with the understanding that they were going to other locations that they wanted to go to, and when they tried to explain they were not allowed to do so."

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His comments follow the first arrival of around 50 migrants at a Port Authority in New York City on Friday. The bus arrived on the orders of Abbott, who has been shipping border-crossers into liberal cities to bring attention to the issue of illegal immigration in his own state.

Adams has accused the governor of using innocent people "as political pawns to manufacture a crisis."

On Sunday, he complained that Abbott’s administration was not giving New York City a proper heads-up when the migrants will be arriving.

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"They’re not letting us know when the buses are leaving. They’re not letting us know what are the needs of the people on the bus," Adams said. "They are not giving us any information, so we’re unable to really provide the service to people en route." 

Abbott has also been sending illegal immigrants to Washington, D.C., since April to protest the Biden administration’s refusal to act on the border crisis plaguing Texas.

"In addition to Washington, D.C., New York City is the ideal destination for these migrants, who can receive the abundance of city services and housing that Mayor Eric Adams has boasted about within the sanctuary city," Abbott said in a statement on Friday. 

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He added: "I hope he follows through on his promise of welcoming all migrants with open arms so that our overrun and overwhelmed border towns can find relief."

Fox News’ Timothy H.J. Nerozzi contributed to this report.

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